The Stock Market: A Quick Rant

The Stock Market to me seems like a fat goth pre-teen with emotional instability.

“Oh no, the upcoming job report was bleak, I’m so depressed”.

“Oh yay! I got a phone call from Obama and he said I was becoming popular again! I am so happy!”

“Oh no, I fell down and I don’t want to get back up, screw everyone I’m staying in my room!”

I think we need to stop being part of the problem and become part of the solution. Therefore, I submit we stop paying so much attention to the Stock Market until it figures its shit out and stops taking us on these emotional rollercoasters. Hopefully it will grow up and gain some goddamn stability.

If that doesn’t work I say we kick it out of the house and make it go live with its creepy uncle Canada to scare it straight. You better pray that’s maple syrup, eh Stock Market?

You whiny brat.